LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP

Girl: dad i m in love with a boy who is far a way from me.
I m in Kenya and he live in uk.We met on dating website,Became friends on Facebook,had long chats on whats-app,proposed to each other on
Skype,and now we are two months into our relationship through viber I need your blessings and good wishes "oh daddy',
Her dad said: now get married on twitter,have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your
husband.... sell him on OLX!